Whatever

hook in the back of the neck..

 

Thank you. Thank you very much.

 

but you aint ketchin any bass, me on the other hand...……. .

 

You ain't ketchin any ass either.

 

One more and I'll quit...for now.

 

My dinner sorry

 

Baby back?

 

Yup! And sweet

 

Dog has her own camp/pool chair. Moved it out of the way while cleaning around the jacuzzi. Turned around and there she was!

 

So, I'm in Petsmart one day just looking around. I see this shiny, chrome contraption. So, being a redneck, I had to go take a look.
It's true, rednecks are attracted to shiny things. They put that glittery paint on bass boats. You never see it on a yacht.
So anyway, I'm trying to figure it out when a clerk walks by. I asked her...
"What is this thing?"
She said "It's the latest thing. It's a water purifier for your pet"
I couldn't help laughing. I said "You've got to be kidding"
She said "What? Don't you want your dog to have fresh, clean drinking water?"
I said "Well hell, he just ate a turd out in your parking lot"

Then I'm browsing the videos and see one on how to test your dog's IQ
The way I understand it, if you pay $29.95 for it, your dog is smarter than you.

Ever wonder why your dog races to the door when somebody knocks?
It's rarely ever for them

 

Sup yall

 

Dying 1 day at a time.

 

ok,awl you haters, my Father was an Officer in the Army until I was like 16, we were stationed in Japan in 1964, that was the year that the summer Olympics were in Tokyo, so we have a huge 10 inch black-n-white screen tv and are watching, when we can, and Bob Hayes wins the hunnerd yrd dash, and the media "label's" him as the "World's Fastest Human", I was so enamored by that, and shortly there after, he was drafted by the Cowboys, and a I became a fan, much to the chagrin of my Father....who was a diehard Redskins fan.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hayes

 

tru that, my wife has a 8 inch rule, I cant get close..

 

yeah, but...did ya cook that or ??

 

Aren't we all?

Sup Jay?

 

Hell nah !!! Delivered!!!

 

Same shit,
Different day, apparently. At least they tell me it's a different day. I think it's like being on a tread mill, you don't actually go anywhere

 

Copacetic! You?

 

Put the rear-diff skid back on today, and noticed a few things...







Thankfully there's no noticeable vibrations to indicate it's out of balance.