Thought for the day

An old person didn’t get old by being stupid. Listen to your elders!

 

You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

In life, it's not what you know but who you know.

 

if your shirt is not tucked into your pants
does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt

 

A new study shows that women who carry around a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

You don’t have to know what you’re doing, you just need to look like you know what you’re doing.

 

Broken condum cause many marriage.

 

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

 

Broken condom cause many divorce.

 

Murphy was an optimist.

 

They'll have to pry my guns toilet paper from my cold, dead hands.

 

Well spread said.

 

Unfortunately it is not possible to mix 4-leaf clovers and poison ivy to bring a rash of good luck.

 

Did you join the forum so you could make that post?

 

Wish I had known this 20 years ago.

 

40 year old usually = wife, which = Honey do list.

 

Wherever you go there you are!

 

If you are looking for something, it will always be in the last place you look.

 

There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky