Whatever

you like them mud-suckers?

 

Boo

 

I've caught a 8lb one of these assholes and also have caught a meowing frog.

 

*squints*

Eh?

 

Dem soft shells u can bring to a certain part of town and sell

 

No... I gave them to my brother and his girlfiends big Asian family. They eat everything, including the big carps he and I would catch

 

That language is completely unacceptable. Didn't you mean Boobs...?

 

Holy shit!

You dont even look homeless!!

 

It ate a fly.... you know how small a fly is, right?

 

Also yes

 

leave them snappers alone J!!!!

 

Ever inhaled one?

Fuck. Rotten spud cellars suck

*hacks up lung*

 

spud flys aint gots no hooks er nah?

 

I have caught quite a few of their cousins here. They suck, can't fish with a nightcrawler In some lakes because you just catch them all day long.

 

No... they ain't fishing for hooman. They just dummed cuz tiny brain and fly to close while you gasped for a breath.

Fun fact. Rotten potatoes smell exactly like a fresh turd your roommate in college dropped while drinking and he thought it would be funny to not flush and let erryone smell in the morn.

Its horrid

 

That's putting it kindly

 

Oh shit. Where can I get a sack-o-taters these days? I got soooo many people that would not appreciate this that I just have to do it.

 

Kinda like juicing a couple in someones ac vents that don’t know how to park!

 

Cranny farms that we contract with for the plant dumped a quarter cellar on the ground a few weeks ago and posted online "free potatoes" demand is low amid the virus(demand from bulk users. I know peeps still buy sacks at the store. But he did this because that is 1% of sales. The restaurants aren't buying cuz their sales are down so far rn)

It made national news (momentarily) because covid one upped it.

But you can drive here and take all the taters from crannyfarms you can haul.