PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

There’s not enough room to have sex in my truck

 

You can’t get the E-class in a stick shift, at least not in North America; If I were to buy a used Mercedes, it would have to be W124, and preferably with the diesel engine! Better mileage than a Prius, and well, it’s not a Prius!

 

I did it in the back of a Geo Tracker, you can make it work in small spaces, lol.

 

With the top on or off?

 

1970 Mini Cooper lol, you truck get plenty room. Where there’s a will there’s a way

 

You got laid in a Mini?

"You're spy car's a Mini?"

"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it!"

 

Top on, not alot of room in that back seat, lol.

 

And I don't want to leave any stains in my truck...

 

The back seat of my old Golf had some battle scars from banging my GF of that time back there, lol.

 

Did you get the smell of budussy out?

 

These guys from a dealer in Northern Virginia drove here to deliver like $20K worth of parts to Fred Beans, and they stopped at Coach’s for lunch, where I struck up a conversation...

One of the Transit vans they were using had been picked straight off the lot from new inventory for the parts run; I was shocked to discover that it did not have a radio and that the sticker was over $38K!

 

The Zen Den, a Doylestown staple for many years, has fallen victim to the Coronavirus shutdown; Today is its last day...

 

I was blasting Bob Marley when I pulled up and the women congregating in the adjacent park approved; Currently using the truck as a mobile DJ station while eating my lunch!

 

A view of the woods behind my house from the back deck...

 

You have a nice view.