Whatever

I'm so non-essential that I'm irrelevant. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

I don't blame you.

My Dad was such a hard ass. If it could be done by hand, he'd do it.
I got "volunteered" to help him mix concrete /mortar many a time.

Dunno if I'd tackle that patio job now.

 

Maybe I am your BIL

 

All except for you. If you put your pic up there, I can add you to the hot list. Maybe.

 

Rent a mixer and do it in the evening.

 

Irrelevancy is what I'm shooting for.
One more year and I retire for real...maybe.

 

Early morning job then. Like sunrise early.
Piss off the neighbors.

 

how can you? with yer feet propped up and an adult beverage in yer crotch..........

 

Finally someone got that joke

 

badge of honor sir ..

 

It'd break the internet

 

Idk the details and I don’t need to. But that’s not how relationships work.

Morning!

Aww have I ever told you that you’re my favorite.

 

nah, but when you finish, what the fuck am I gunna do?

 

He's prolly looking over his shoulder.

 

There’s your problem right there. I would suggest moving to a more hospitable climate. 90 degrees at 8 pm? You crazy, baby.

 

Good morning Whateverers

Today I'm going to do a public service for you guys to help home-tutor your little ones. I can't help with math, that's why God invented calculators, but I'm pretty good at English. So we'll start there. For example...
Proper grammar is important
Knowing your shit is way better than knowing you're shit
Always use capital letters where required
There is a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. See what I mean?
Punctuation is very important
Let's eat Grandma vs Let's eat, Grandma
I like cooking my family and my pets. vs I like cooking, my family and my pets.
Very different connotations.
Contractions
This is when a woman in labor starts shouting out "Wouldn't" "Couldn't" "Can't" "Won't" "Shouldn't" and so forth.
Commas
Commas are very different than cats. There is an easy way to remember...
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
You're welcome
Apostrophes
You should never date an apostrophe. They are too possessive.

That's all for today kiddies

 

Relax, this project will have an 8 week life span.

 

Albeit he is referencing carnies, same concept is applicable. Thank you for your great concern though

 

You strike me as more of a supervisor. Hire a few workers to get the job done while you watch from your chair.