"interesting (and weird) facts about yourself" thread

Two years ago I fell 15 feet out of a tree and broke 2 bones in my right wrist whilst simultaneously spraining my left wrist.

 

The stars say I'm accident prone to my shins...years after my shins are scared from trailer hitches surfing and numerous other shit...been a while...waiting on the next one

 

by the way.....googled that dude and came up with her photo bucket...says she dates him.

 

Oh yeah, my funnest fun fact to relate...

My mom was born in Fontana Dam, NC and I was born in Marietta, GA

My wife was born in Fontana, Ca and grew up in Murrieta, CA (spelling correct per state there btw ...)

Weirdness ...

 

I'm Canadian. Yuck.

 

Im asian and there is a condfederate flag in my room....

 

i can fart on command...dont ask how...

 

Last time u shat yo draws trying to be funny?

Asian's can be rednecks too...

 

General Lee General Tsos chicken

 

I label my socks

 

The only bone I've ever broken was my cranium. Fell 25' out of a treehouse built in a huge eucalyptus tree.

I broke my own nose once... in my sleep. I literally punched myself awake.

 

I have been bit by a squirrel and kicked by a deer

 

I have a dog named after Sandy UT.