Investment BS Thread - Stocks/Futures/Mutual Funds/Bonds/Commodities/Options/ETFs/401ks/Etc

I’m using bandanas. Turns out you can easily tie in a buckle on the back.

 

Yea... I was locked and loaded but futures turned this morning.

 

Sorry, no more rants about the virus.

Bought some TROW and ENB today.

 

Remember the old breakfast cereal commercials where they said "This shit is part of a healthy breakfast" meaning that if you ate their shit, plus some milk, and orange juice, and whole wheat toast, and a couple of eggs, you had a good breakfast?

Listen to the mask recommendations. They're just like that. Wearing a mask, and washing your filthy booger pickers, and not touching your face, and sticking your head in a bucket of quinine can decrease your chances of getting this latest flu strain.

At the beginning, they were not recommending anyone wear a mask. Now they are. I think it's part of the orchestrated plan to induce fear and panic. Nothing scarier than a bunch of people running around in masks.

 

I wear my neck gaiters that i go fishing in.

 

I prefer to keep mine in my prison wallet

 

I want to get it though. For the antibodies. I only wash my hands in the shower, and only because it just kind of happens in there.

 

Bandana Bandito

 

I actually had a pack of three N95 masks from when I was doing some insulation work in the attic.

Uncomfortable as he11

Fashioned a mask from a bandana folded in thirds each way (nine layers of fabric), a small binder clip, and a length of paracord. Pretty comfortable. Looks dorky but this ain't a fashion show.

 

I tried to buy more NRGU, but my funds didn't clear in time.

 

I think is part of no plan at all, not having any idea what we are doing. China was able to shut it down for 2+ months, and then everyone wear masks. Sweden chose the opposite path. We couldn’t handle a shutdown a week in, and governments won’t say one way or another on anything. In typical American fashion, we are busy trying to make both sides kinda happy and a little pissed off instead of just doing the lockdown or not. Just pick a lane and live with the decision. China did it, Sweden is doing it, here, we are stumbling idiots trying to walk right down the fence and failing more than any country in the world.

This is a non political rant

 

I have been to home depot once and the grocery store weeklyish. If I had a better mask I would wear it, but the neck gaiters is better than nothing.

 

What about protecting your eyes? It can enter there too..

 

How bad is urine for your eyes?

 

I have definitely been peed on, but not directly into my eyes, so I couldn't tell you.

Edit: Before this gets too weird, it was at Marine Corps boot camp, it happened all the time with like 5 people to a toilet.

 

I know a guy who’s is uh...”into that” and he’s still doing alright

 

it's not the chlorine in the pool that makes your eyes red...

 

I think part of the beginning part of it was that they didn't want everyone gathering up masks when healthcare facilities needed them the most - remember, back then we also thought this was way more dangerous than it actually has turned into.

Same boat. Giddy up bring it on. There's some thoughts that you can re-diagnose, but it's just that people are testing positive after they already tested positive. I can test positive for it for months at a time asymptomatic or just as a carrier after I have it. But I don't buy that yet, I say giddy up bring it on let me have it and be done with it.

Don't know where you got this from but this is an amazing picture and I can't wait to use this at work

 

doesn’t happen to be where the “P” in pdaddy comes from?

 

If anyone wants to look into some risky money, check out some of the mREITS, specifically CIM. I just got my dividend paid out today, full amount, and it's yielding 25%! There's no way in hell they can sustain that, or is there..?