Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I beat the COD campaign. Same thing right?

Vallejo... doesn’t surprise me.

 

Weebles

That's what we called them when we were kids LoLz

 

No Six Flags making money leads to drinking.

 

Ed Calderone’s donkey show story, equally hilarious as WTF.



Found this cartoon on Ed’s instagram to give you an idea of the story.

 

Oregon woman




New court papers say a romance novelist charged with her chef husband’s murder stood to gain $1.1 million from his death.

Oregon prosecutors filed the papers Monday in opposition to Nancy Crampton-Brophy’s motion for bail due to the coronavirus pandemic, according to reports.

The 69-year-old self-published author was arrested and charged with murder in September 2018, three months after Daniel Brophy, 63, was found dead in his office at the Oregon Culinary Institute in Portland where he was a popular instructor.

ROMANCE NOVELIST ALLEGEDLY MURDERED CHEF HUSBAND AT OREGON CULINARY INSTITUTE



Mug shot for Nancy Crampton-Brophy, 69. (Multnomah County Sheriff's Office)


“Nancy Brophy planned and carried out what she believed was the perfect murder. A murder that she believed would free her from the grips of financial despair and enter a life of financial security and adventure,” Multnomah County District Attorney Rod Underhill said in the court papers, according to KGW-TV.

Underhill said detectives learned Crampton-Brophy was the beneficiary of numerous life insurance policies taken out on her husband.

ROMANCE NOVELIST ACCUSED OF MURDERING HUSBAND REPORTEDLY WROTE ESSAY: 'HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND'

Those policies and a workman’s compensation accident death benefit entitled her to a payout of $1.15 million, the prosecutor said in the court papers.

He said detectives also learned Crampton-Brophy sold life insurance and “sold herself all the life insurance policies on Dan Brophy.”

 

Fellas, here's an opportunity to help your wife protect herself!

In possible medical first, breast implants deflect bullet, save Toronto woman's life, doctors say


TORONTO (KABC) -- In what may be a medical first, a woman's silicone breast implants helped deflect a bullet and save her life, doctors say.

Doctors credit the silicone implants for preventing a bullet from striking the 30-year old's vital organs.


The incident took place in Toronto, Canada.

The woman told doctors she was walking down the street when she suddenly felt heat and pain on the left side of her chest. She looked down and saw blood, and brought herself to a local emergency room.

Physicians treated her by removing the implants and irrigating the wound.


The bullet broke one of her ribs, but doctors say she could have died if not for the implants.

The firearm was never recovered and the shooter was never identified.

The shooting happened in 2018, but the case study outlining the incident was published to a medical journal last week.

The study said such incidents are rare.

There have been a few scattered reports of saline breast implants slowing down a bullet. But the study authors say this is the first documented case specifically of a silicone implant altering a bullet's trajectory and therefore saving a patient's life.

 

Umm. Thats not how you flush an engine out.

 

She looks Nice

 

https://smd.craigslist.org/bar/d/saint-leonard-89-fsj-grand-wagoneer/7111858153.html

 

Lol... Surprised he didn't add in toilet paper.

 

Sweet ride. I like the matching interior, different colored hood, and bondo on the right rear.

 

And the fact that he drives it frequently for twenty minutes a day is just icing on the cake! What could go wrong???

 

It may be a nice Jeep, but it's not give up your My Little Pony gear nice.

Especially the BDSM My Little Pony stuff.

 

Trade for Used bdsm gear... and my little ponies wtf

 

He'd have to throw in a little cash along with the Jeep.

 

Thats a trap to get abducted...