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It may have taken @scocar more times to learn.

 

Uh huh, grazing for "fire suppression"...is that what you call it?

Is that your guys "code" word for what you do to sheep?

 

It may have been three

 

No.

That's different.

Cruising for testosterone suppression.

It's fabulous when you find one that reciprocates.




































































https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAi1005K71g

 

I did it in Scotland when I was 27. “I wonder what this feels like?”.

 

It's the mark of a scientist.

So mine was a sheep fence. And guess what? You need higher voltage for sheep because they are so well insulated.

Horse: just 1000v will do it. Cow, 1500. Sheep, 4-fucking-000.

 

Holy shit, seriously? That would knock you on your ass. I've grabbed plenty of those fucking fences, but ours were always for cows and horses. Did not know that about the sheep. Fuck that shit, you can keep that.

 

Know why Scotsmen wear rubber boots? It’s harder for the sheep to kick out of.

 

I asked my Scottish cousin how many sexual partners he’d had. He started counting but fell asleep.

 

And if it's a tame one, you might be able to go hands free and maintain leverage. That's what I've heard, anyway.

 

Wait... wut??? you could've combined both by touching penis to electric fence.

 

My 5 five year old son was watching. He didn’t touch the wire, apparently a 5 year old has more common sense than I do.

 

Guess he’s never experienced a tongue on a frozen window sill then.

 

No, but I’ve told him about it.

 

Better yet. Have the sheep bite down on the fence wire during the interlude. Everyone wins.

This is why I love TW. We are stronger together.

 

Words cannot describe, especially if you’re there.

 

Common Ground

 

Why do Scottish farmers still wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers.

Why does a Scotsman fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back.

Why does a sheep farmer tuck his trousers into his boots? So he someplace to put the back legs so they can't get away.

 

I've heard these jokes before but with "Scotsman" and "sheep farmer" replaced with "Aggie". More accurate.