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I'd heard "Montana farmer" but same difference. Replace "kilt" with "501 Levis" and it's still gold.

 

Man, why do you have to denegrate the good ol' 501's dude?

Say wranglers or some shit that is more Broke Back Mountain, but don't do that to 501's!!!!

 

The best defense of wearing 501s is the ability to go commando. "You can't go commando in anything other than 501s, son. When your pecker meets that zipper that's called "lighting the devil's match."

 

The only reason to wear 501s is to publicize if you're dressing left or dressing right, or if you're a grape smuggler.

 

Sheep are smarter than that. You'll have to do that part as well.

 

Although very curious, their instincts are still unclouded by reason.

 

gud dayum

First guess!

 

I was looking for a gif of “The age of reason” from that movie, gave up and went with Robin.

 

Is it time for me to publish an update of Gulliver's travels?

 

Sounds reasonable.

 

"sounds reasonable" = Blasphemy in this thread. Ban thyself from this place, fortwith.

 

For those of us who joined later that Nov 12 2009... yes pls

Cuz you probably had 1k posts by then

 

Reasonably sound deduction.

 

Are you introducing Doppler?

 

https://youtu.be/xaazUgEKuVA
It was the loudest, slowest, longest drawn-out example of the Doppler effect I ever knew.

 

https://youtu.be/u9MAg9E5K3w

 

Getting sucked into the YouTube..

https://youtu.be/xTgKRCXybSM

 

If y'all like Maynard Keenan, listen: