Whatever

I try to be a good person. Why does god hate me??

Maybe its the people I ass-ociate with.
So be it.

 

Do you have a rider?
If so can I borrow it?
Mine seems to have a slight malfuktion.

 

Is that a reference to Mrs Gritto or are you actually going to cut the grass?

 

He doesn’t hate you. He just has a great sense of humor.

 

A very sick and twizted one!

Its like she knows the only thing I hate worse than yard work is having to work on the shit before I can do it!

 

Spoiler: Gritto only

https://youtu.be/LxGLBsObWbs

 

No, aaaaaaand......No.

That'll be the day...

No, I'm gonna cut the grass...once I get caught up here.
So much to comment on.

 

So do you call it manscaping or a bikini wax when he...nevermind.

Im sure I can find some sites later to explain it to me.

I have to go fix a tire dammit!

Whatever

 

God is female.
And She is out to kill you.

 

I liked where that one went.
@Hobbs and @JaCado really went to town on you.

 

Just heard some good news on the radio. Apparently nicotine helps kick the Rona-ass. Only 1.3% of confirmed cases are smokers but 14% of the population smokes! I may die sooner but not from the Rona.

 

Those two fucked with me hard! The avatar synch abuse blew my mind! It was a good time.

 

I read an article on that and posted it maybe a week ago(?)

So in France they're giving nicotine patches to corona virus patients and health care givers.
In France, approx 50% of the population smokes, and only 4% of those hospitalized with it are smokers.

 

She used to be female. Get with the times old man!

 

That’s because your lungs are covered in a protective coating of tar.

 

I dunno, but there it is.
That's what they're doing.

 

If today was a thread on this forum, it would be the 3rd gen section on Friday. Also, for the second time this week, someone has filled up the water reservoir on the vibra plates with gasoline, when there is a label on there that says "water". Is gas now cheaper than water?