Whatever

Hey asshole! You decided to face-time me whilst I was on the shitter! So go burp the hippo!

 

Now I miss my doggo!

 

Mmmmm. Chili cheese dogs....

 

That is a pretty dog! You gotta watch the white fur so the peanut oils don’t stain his muzzle.

 

This is very, very wrong because the possessive pronoun that you used should have been 'her'.

 

In that case, no peanut butter needed. Great choice. By the way, I see an image of Jesus on her nose.

 

Only 16 more years till it's fully cured then.

 

A few minutes ago found out the associate who they said passed away recently was a guy I've known almost since I started here. Amazing guy, great employee and always helping out. Attitude similar to mine which i why we got along so well. They said it was something that came on suddenly, which makes sense because I talked to him just a couple days prior and he was doing great. I still remember when he called the Volvo I used to drive a communist car and when we'd talk about things he was doing to his truck and and what he was going to upgrade to when he could. I can count the number of times I've been genuinely sad on one hand, and this makes another. He's one of the few people where I work I truly respected and would call my friend. I'm gonna miss him a lot

 

Sorry to hear this, Eric.

 

Apparently so does Jesus Torres. He’s my neighbor and a great guy. I showed him the pic and he wants to be compensated for the use of his likeness.

 

Um. Yeah.

 

Pump the brakes here sweets. You only indulge in the PB ceremony with male dogs???? That’s scrimmination you weirdo.

 

That’s correct. See, a female has a special magical part... her mind