My Tacoma Refuses to Say Naughty Words

A+ post and I'm not even sarcastic. I can appreciate a good shit post sometimes.

 

you devil

 

Total savage

 

I don’t know, there are several scenarios that could have resulted in that text, and some of them aren’t great situations.

 

Yes, excellent observation.

 

The photo she texted me just before she texted me the comment my Tacoma refuses to speak:

 

It's one of those double entendre things; You were talking about a cat, but she said "at least you're getting some pussy"...

I used to detail cars at a large dealership; One of my coworkers found a picture of someone's pet cat in a recently traded van, along with tons of cat hair; One of the supervisors saw the picture and said "That's the most pussy you've gotten in a long time"...

 

Another strike against Toyota's nanny-state stereo systems; Since 2007, Camrys with the built-in navigation system have not let drivers or passengers input directions when the car is going above 5 MPH! When Toyota introduced USB ports, the Camrys wouldn't let you select songs beyond the ones on that playlist when driving above 5 MPH. I used to get my truck inspected at the dealer (one of the few things the dealer is good for since they charge less than most mechanics I'm aware of), I'd get a free loaner and I'd always be sure to ask for a Corolla since those didn't have the obnoxious lockout feature...

Now, the newest generation of Corolla has this same feature!



And now, Tacoma radios are trying to stop our use of sexual innuendos!

 

Oh you guys have no idea how bad I used to be. At one point I had 7 girls at the same time. I was that guy that a father NEVER would have wanted for their daughter. But I was so good at it, 90% of time, no one ever found out. I even had 2 i was engaged to at the same time. It was exhausting. Oh my younger days were magical

 

This was a good read. I'm still trying to get my phone to stop auto-correcting my profanity. I know what I meant to say, and my phone better not ducking forget it.

 

Making up new swear words seems to be the answer. Shouldn't be all that difficult with the internet and all.

 

I'll let other people do that and then spend time trying to explain what it means when they throw it out in conversation.