Whatever

Wait... it's that fuckers bday?

Happy bday @Taco-Obsessed

 

Happy Birthday, Shawn!!! Hope you have a great day surrounded by your family!

 

big tip heeyah, when fishing with topwater, buzzbait-frog-popR, anything on top, when you see the strike (here comes the tuff part) wait until u feel it, before you set the hook, if you attempt to set the hook on the explosion, you will miss everytime, file this in the REAL important stuff section of the cranium!!!

 

anybody live near OP ?

 

Let me move these boxes and crawl out from under the bed, whatcha need?

 

I never said what it was

 

Im going to try your suggestions. I’m also going to try a dose of ass eating to see if it helps. Oh and yes, I’ve had the windows down since Friday. Gotta get some air when the sun is shining and you’re driving around in a terrarium.

 

Happy birthday @Taco-Obsessed

 

Is that you under here with me? Man, you are quiet as a mouse! When you think Stock will wake up? Shall we scare him?

 

Blue raspberry! Supposed to be a little on the sour side but more sweet. Still good.

Not a bad job these days.

 

to put a foot up his ass

 

no ma'am , someone else did, sorry if you thought I implied it was you

 

So, I go for a walk one day and get attacked by this big, mean-ass dog.
Several bites later the owner finally comes and pulls him off me.
I limped home and the wife starts cleaning and dressing the wounds.
She says "Oh my God! What if it had been a small child?"
I said "Geez woman. I could have fought off a small child"

 

Morning whatevers.

Asian Murder Hornets are invading.
I am needed!
Pulls on tights and cape...

But first,

Exact, same.
Didnt hate school, just liked ditching. Man did I get a whippin! Mom happened to look down the road at the bus stop and saw me and my best friend run out of the woods and join the other kids getting off the bus.
So busted!

Now youre rockin.

Was gonna start from scratch but I couldnt find any cheesecake or carrot cake in a can you open, dump in a bowl and microwave.
Thats about as close to cooking this boy gets.

-edit-
Unless its fish or venison or fowl.


Now wheres my mask!
I must go fight Asian Murder Hornets.

Wasps are on the top of the short list of mortal enemies right up there with ticks!
And cooking.

 

Didnt mean to interrupt you dave.
Carry on.
Please

I love the smell of dave stories first thing in the morning.

 

ya mean these lil cuties?

 

Thems the ones.

Just try to invade the northstate mutherf#$$%*s!
I dare you.