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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Gritto, Mar 6, 2019.

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Had a Colonoscopy?

  1. Yes, What Fun!

    52.9%
  2. No, Butt I'm looking Forward to It..

    20.6%
  3. That Stuff They Use to Put You Under is Trippy

    14.7%
  4. I Had the Weirdest Dream

    8.8%
  5. The Nurses Said (while laughing), that I'd Been Very Talkative while Coming to

    5.9%
  6. They Wouldn't Let Me Leave Recovery for the Longest Time

    8.8%
  7. My Spouse Wouldn't Let Me Drive Home

    26.5%
  8. Other than that...

    11.8%
  9. Whatever

    26.5%
  10. I'm Hungry

    26.5%
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  1. May 5, 2020 at 9:30 AM
    buffedout

    buffedout TW badass!

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    This is the only useful thing that I got out of all of that.

    *Applies to Auburn*

    @Hobbs you with me?
     
  2. May 5, 2020 at 9:32 AM
    TooTallJAMZ

    TooTallJAMZ Resident Flop Ho

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    Don't forget your swimsuit
     
  3. May 5, 2020 at 9:45 AM
    Hobbs

    Hobbs Anti-Lander from way back…

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    Yep…
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    You let me know when and where. I have three credit cards.


    They got any of them goats??
     
  4. May 5, 2020 at 10:07 AM
    StayinStock

    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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    Thanks! We just got lucky, too bad my parents didn't:anonymous:


    Happy Birthday @Taco-Obsessed !!

    Here's some Jewel on horseback for your viewing listening pleasure. Have a great day and enjoy those kids!!

    https://youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA
     
  5. May 5, 2020 at 10:09 AM
    HoboDave

    HoboDave Homeless Prius Dweller

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    Story time...
    So, I’ve got a cousin that works for the King Ranch in southeast Texas. One of the largest working ranches in the world. Founded by a former steamboat captain.
    Anyway, he’s an old fart now like me and is one of the foremen. He started with them when he was still in high school and had to start at the bottom and got all the dirtiest jobs.
    One of the chores he hated in particular was helping to artificially inseminate the cows.
    Now, the way they do it is...they would save up bull semen in a big freezer in blocks. You use an icepick to chip off the amount you need and hold it in your hand to thaw it out.
    Once it’s a liquid again you insert it into a long plastic tube, insert it into the cow and blow it inside.
    He said he learned the hard way to be quick about it. Because if the cow blows first...:eek:
     
  6. May 5, 2020 at 10:16 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    Someone said goats? :spy:
     
  7. May 5, 2020 at 10:16 AM
    StayinStock

    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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    Uh...blowing semen up a cow's coochie has been a longtime dream of mine!
     
  8. May 5, 2020 at 10:18 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    I'm in.
     
  9. May 5, 2020 at 10:27 AM
    buckhuntin-tacoma

    buckhuntin-tacoma Shed hunter

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    4 inch lift - complete blackout, n-fab step bars, Black Horse bull bar, 20 inch light bar, anytime fog lights, added led day running lights, Fuel wheels and Falken Wildpeak tires ,custom fit seat covers, Gatorback mud gaurds
    You might need a box or something to stand on.
     
  10. May 5, 2020 at 10:28 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    Me and Hobbs will hold him up waiting our turn :thumbsup:
     
  11. May 5, 2020 at 10:29 AM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    And you fuckers call me weird??
    o_O:crazy::cookiemonster::rofl:
     
  12. May 5, 2020 at 10:29 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    You are, you are also invited to go with us :toyota:
     
  13. May 5, 2020 at 10:32 AM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    Is this a beer or wine event? How do you dress?
     
  14. May 5, 2020 at 10:35 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    Beer/wine is optional. I usually start out with a t-shirt and shorts.
     
  15. May 5, 2020 at 10:36 AM
    OneGiraffe

    OneGiraffe The cake is a lie

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    I'll video this for 12 minutes :thumbsup:

    @Crow_of_judgement this is how friends help each other out!
     
  16. May 5, 2020 at 10:36 AM
    Hobbs

    Hobbs Anti-Lander from way back…

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    Yep…
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Yes. Yes we do.:amen:
     
  17. May 5, 2020 at 10:36 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    That should be enough for the event, arrest, and trial :rofl:
     
  18. May 5, 2020 at 10:36 AM
    HoboDave

    HoboDave Homeless Prius Dweller

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    Like a Texan. $500 dollar boots, $300 dollar hat, $200 dollar belt buckle and a $100 dollar pickup truck.
     
  19. May 5, 2020 at 10:38 AM
    six5crèéd

    six5crèéd Be the light

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    Everybody remember, Stock gets to go first :D
     
  20. May 5, 2020 at 10:38 AM
    Hobbs

    Hobbs Anti-Lander from way back…

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    Yep…
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    Careful with that foul language...

    I dropped three F-bombs in another thread this morning and everybody lost their shit...
     

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