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As long as there is no power to it you should be ok

 

Preacher is giving his sermon at his church.

All of a sudden, the sky turns blood red and the earth shakes with a great roar. The church creaks and groans and pieces of the walls and roof drop into the parishioners below. The preacher runs from his pulpit as the ground ruptures beneath him. Satan himself arises from the sulfur- and molten lava-spewing rupture. Men, women, and children scream and run for the doors in a confused panic. The heat becomes searing as almost everything catches fire from the hellfire erupting from Satan's fissure.

All except one frail old man sitting in the front pew. Seemingly ignoring all the havoc and destruction around him, he remains sitting, head down, eyes remain half closed.

Satan looks around, sees the now almost empty church-turned-hell-on-Earth around him and focuses on the little old man.

Satan booms,

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM​

Remaining seated and no moving, the old man quietly but firmly replies,

Yes sir, I do.

Satan, seeing absolutely minimal reaction from the little old man, throws back his head and throws his arms wide and with what seems to be a sonic boom and a roar that seems to violently shake the earth,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU​

Whisps of smoke are now coming off the old man's clothes, and the edges are blackening. Sweat is dripping down the old man's face, but still, he remained impassive and answered in a steady voice,

Yes I believe I do.

Satan, now genuinely confused, says in a deafening voice

EVERYONE HAS LEFT YOU OLD MAN, WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID?​

At this, the old man shows the first sign of life. His eyes widen and he looks up at the ferocious sight of Satan. He replies,

Well, it's because I've been married to your sister for the last 35 years.

 

I feel stupid but I don't understand these wire connectors, am I supposed to crimp them, melt them?

 

I already injured myself real good too...

 

Crimp.

You aren't supposed to crimp your finger...

I kid.

You ok?

 

I actually hit my eye with the dumb wire things..
A little split in my eye when I was stripping the wire under the dash.... dumb ass

 

Oh shit. That's no joke of a near miss. It's worth wearing eye protection, even when doing "little" things or working on your vehicle in general. I'm glad you're okay otherwise.

 

Are ya alright

 

Well it didn't work, could've been I didn't connect the wires good enough or it's just the fans broke. Dunno. I ripped it all off, threw it in the box and put it in the garage. I'm fucking over it. I'll just not have ac.

 

Bad wrists and not knowing what I'm doing probably not a good idea...

 

Yeah, I have a frozen fireball bottle on it

 

Relax. Breathe. Start again tomorrow and work the problem with a fresh mind.

Bad ideas are my forte.

The mental picture is pretty amusing... Sorry Jenn!

 

Sorry, just really frustrated... no ac sucks.

 

Dang that’s not good.

 

I still think the blower motor is what burned the plug. I think you need a motor. I wish I could fix it for ya.

 

If I was close would come fix it for ya. Were your crimps nice and tight?

Do you have a volt meter? Could test the power coming to the fan when you turn everything on. Could also test the fuses.

 

I dunno, thanks for everyone's help. I just don't care, I'm done