1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

We don't have to worry about tipping over the scales though

 

#shortpeopleunite!

 

Yeah, maybe all together you can be worth a whole real person

 

I didn't lose 70 pounds to take that kind of talk

 

So what's you're excuse then?

 

Taking a shit doesn't count.

(btw congrats)

 

Hey I can still hold you back, while you flail around like some windmill while reaching the top shelf at the same time.



(And thanks)

 

I'm tall, I don't need one. No one questions you when you're tall, people don't offer you a booster seat, women don't compare you to their little brother.... Etc.... Being tall is basically the last step in getting all your rights

 

You forget who you're talking to

(btw your fiancé hiding your food doesn't warrant a big thanks, just a small one)

 

Fify

 

@cruiserguy

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_38G3MgjR0/?igshid=nry6bbahlk1d

 

A 5'6" man? Sorry I didn't look down at you. And she didn't hide my food she stop buying snacks.

 

You're not my scale so you don't know

 

Remember who the 2 most well armed people here are

 

I don't think we both fit on your scale

 

All of the well-armed people I know have shot themselves more than they shot others

 

Me and @Kwikvette

Sure we could I'll give you a piggy back lol

 

Well I’m pretty good at not shooting myself.


The idea is I’d rather not have to shoot anyone. Lol

 

An idle threat isn't a threat at all