Did anyone else remember this bet?

Hang out a bit. I’ve got an aunt that can break watermelons bricks with her boobs. I’ll bet that guy 40 bucks that my aunt can take his aunt.

 

I think you have to hit on @Kamille.bidan first before the female relative hit squad shows up

 

Ok. Where is he?

 

Subbed for watermelon breaking boobs!

 

Idk. He was last spotted yesterday at 9:34 AM

 

StocktonSIDE

 

The women in his life are Hood Rats, that’s cool. Perpetuating stereotypes sounds like their jam.

 

Yo I could tame that water buffalo. Bet.

 

That’s your aunt you little weirdo

 

I’m just saying I can tame any angry creature. I use my library voice and rub, gently, the bridge of their nose.

 

She is tame. The tiddy bomb is reserved for the enemy.

 

She would crush yo skull with a glancing blow. Not even sweat.

 

Please. I was born in the 80’s. Soft tissue damage? Sure. But actually compromising the integrity of my skull? Not a chance. This one has been there and done that, brohampshire.

 

Tell me you didn't see that tittie in action.....

 

I’m conceding that it would blind me, and the overpressure from the shockwave would deafen me, and all the skin and cartilage would have been vaporized. But that’s all you’re gonna get out of me. I feel like my skull came gusseted from the factory.

all the builds from ‘80 to ‘89 came reinforced for Shitty parents and big wheel stunts

 

I hope them gussets were installed by a certified gusseter. Them titties go 26 pounds EACH!

 

Fact

 

Time to pay up