yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

We are reading this stuff with our rose colored business glasses on. I can sell you a pair so you can see what I mean. I’ll give you the friends and family discount.

 

Funny story: A subcontractor we used to hire was heading out from a Brooklyn job-site in their box truck. Someone did not like how they merged into traffic, and at the next intersection this decidedly unhappy fellow decides to ditch his civilian car in live traffic (e.g. Falling Down), run up to the offending box truck and jump on it's running boards brandishing a firearm while showing some type of badge and screaming for them to pullover... all while the box truck continues to drive through rush hour traffic.

A handful of miles later, it turns out this maniac on the running board was an actual off-duty city cop! Cell phone footage sealed his demise

 

STD MACHINISTS

 

#womenwhodispleaseme

 

In a one way parking lot, a small Altima was going the wrong way and it was night so I had my lights in his face because my fogs are the same height as the Altima lights and my low beams were shining right into the windshield.
I told him to back up because I couldn’t back up into a busy intersection. He wasn’t happy.

 

Who is your Auntie...and what does she do?

 

I don’t have an auntie.

 

My auntie and your auntie
were out hanging clothes
My auntie punched your auntie
Right in the nose
How much time did she do?

 

Little late to this post but some retard in a Miata in front me at a red light got pissed saying I had my brights on, which I didn’t. We got on highway and he waited to get behind me and turned his brights on. I laughed down I-10 because his lights barely came to my fenders. Maybe get a car that’s higher then a go kart next time

 

So disappointing

 

3 months to the day on bringing this thing back

 

Do you need to be a dork with your AsHo1e typing?

 

Asshole or dork? You're gonna have to pick one, he can't be both. And just to warn you, the Stockton Aunties read this thread. So thread lightly!