Whatever

The public dumped within view of where we were working.
Beautiful woman backs her pickup up, gets out, stretches and takes off her shirt!
You know, the slow slithery kind of arms overhead thing.

Shes wearing a sports bra underneath but still.

The old biker guy I worked with put a 644 thru a k-rail.
A driver who was dumping left the building with his tailgate up and smashed the top of the building and I put my loader into the wall at speed.

As I was helping her fold up her tarp and throwing the shit out of her truck for her I said " you see the carnage you caused. What are you like an exibitionist or you just like watching guys fall all over themselves?"

She just smiled and said "my husband told me if I did that I wouldnt have to unload any of this myself"

It worked.

 

Along with Tom and Jerry.

 

YES!

 

Not at all! They could be carried.

 

Grip it by the husk mofo!!!
We're all alone here sadly....

 

You need to watch Fawlty Towers. BBC. John Cleese. Hotel owner. Only 12 episodes.

 

@JungleDave!!!

 

Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur
from the court of Camelot is here!

(pause)

 

Who are you and why do you not have a proper horse?

 

Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: (extremely exasperated) Will you ask your master if he wants to join
my court at Camelot!!?

 

Seriously Shad. Watch this shit. It's fucking awesome! You might die. Only 12 episodes cuz it was near the boundaries I think.

 

In

 

You driving Irony now? Is that 4x4 irony? Locker?

 

Bridgette is the peddler of irony

 

where dafuq is Jay?
@JaCado

 

Hiding.

Waiting for the big game.



Of seek.

 

Yeah! He needs to get cleaning the damn pool!


@JaCado

 

@JaCado

 

King?? I didn't vote for you!
Night awl.