Whatever

I finally ordered a TW sticker. I’m official, soon!

 

You need some bigger hands with bigger fingers so people can read it better.

 

Why is it that, no matter what color shirt is worn, the belly button lint is always grey?

 

Fake!

What’s with the aqua blue and white?!

I’m calling BS photoshopped !

 

Russian 1: Did you hear Comrade Gorkava died?
Russian 2: No, I didn't even know he'd been arrested

 

The hair is a vortex pulling lint in. Maybe try trimming there?

 

Mines green and has a strange smell! Count yourself lucky! Plus if tingles when I pull it out!

 

That's a non-issue, but one worth pondering.

 

All those McRibs is causing it to start rotting away.

 

Are you sure that's lint you're pulling out?

 

I only clean it once a decade. ~2 more year and I’ll closely examine to let you know!

 

"I bought a puppy but I had to get rid of it. The first time I left that damn dog alone in the house, he tore up all the furniture, shit all over the place...and starved to death"
(Audience groans)
"Why are y'all mad? I'm the one that couldn't get my money back"
- Anthony Jeselnik

 

Looking at T4R...torturing myself

 

Dudes selling his quicksand Tacoma! Almost tagged you!

 

Ohhhhh!!!!! Lol

 

Is it just me or does everyone feel like you commited a sin after eating ice cream? I just had a rootbeer float and had to go take a shower afterwards.

 

Did you cry?!

 

I always cry when I see myself naked

 

Sobbingly or Balling you’re eyes out kinda cry?! Where you can’t tell the difference between the shower head or your tears hitting your toes or belly! Everyone’s different!