Whatever

Ahhh, you are wise beyond your years!
Hobbs, New Mexico for the win!

 

Or wake up with a tuck of the tenders

 

The plate...well, I painted it black, filled it the letters with a silver metallic Sharpie...then I painted it black again
I'm just gonna ponder my options for a few days, then leave it black.

 

Sharpie didn’t turn out like you hoped?! I’d of like to seen that!

 

Whatchu say???

 

Fill in the letters first with white paint/ epoxy. Then spray it with vanilla jerk-sauce. Wipe it down carefully and spray paint the black. The paint won’t stick to the motion lotion...

 

Testing our resident Ho’s acuity and observational skills. Ho passed! Stop working fo’ da man tho...you can be a ‘Call Ho’. They high class. Maybe medical too...

 

I'm off work now, so those I'm gonna be observing the level of drink in my glass

 

Capri sun, obviously

 

Mountain Dew was originally created as a mixer for whiskey.

 

Not quite. It looked like Stevie Wonder filled in the letters.

 

Shirley Temple with a shitload of vodka.

 

I woulda guessed shine!

 

I like Voodews. Put the dew in the freezer til it gets slushy. Add Tito's.

 

That was the inspiration for the name. But whiskey is moonshine that's been casked so same diff..ish.

 

So a Surely hit your Temple on the floor?

 

Ad hoc key-chain poll. Here’s mine. I’m a simple man....Post up inmates!

 

Oh man! That sounds delicious!

 

Same. Truck key, house, P.O. Box and garden shed. Nothing else I have is worth locking