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New poll tomorrow from The Man, The Myth, The Perv.... @TacomaDave !!

Get in line folks! Ol' Dave just bought a Weed Emporium! Named it Stoner D's! He's got the good stuff, he's got the bad stuff and he even has some stolen stuff! You like to get high do ya? Well drag your dead ass over to Stoner D's shaggy swags and pull up a bong! That's right, he's got water bongs, gas bongs, long bongs, short bongs and a pimp set of bongo drums! Hell, bring the kids! Under 12 smoke for free! See ya soon!!!

 

That's better!
Was that a google?

 

Thought so

 

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is not going to be your ordinary blowjob.

 

@JaCado

 

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

 

New poll (it's almost tomorrow)

@TacomaDave
I added a couple, hope you don't mind!

 

My money is on @Hobbs , everybody loved that show.

 

We just laughed and laughed

 

Morning all. Have a good one

 

Morning, y'all.

 

Morning have a good one

 

Way I heard it....
She: Your garage door is open
He: Did you see that long black cadillac parked in there?
She: I saw a volkswagon with two flat tires

 

Dirtiest thing ever said on network tv...
Ward, you were pretty rough on the beaver last night

 

Good Morning