Whatever

I could do that! My wife is constantly getting in boxes from Amazon, I could post pics and say shit like, "Hope that's my new muffler!" or "wait till I open this sweet steering wheel cover!:

 

The shy ones will PM ya

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads...a-see-this-build-thread.667439/#post-23411530

 

Do it!

Btw I love my steering wheel cover

I have it taken off right now because I don't need it in warm weather though so it's stuffed in my glove box.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/six5creeds-four-door-debby-hobbs-build.667440/

 

Gator Country has made at least five trips to the area off Smith Rd for what they called a 'difficult catch'
https://www.12newsnow.com/mobile/article/life/animals/hunt-for-alligator-underway-in-beaumont/502-a9db7959-4db1-49ee-a20d-3493c9a81973


bleh seen bigger

 

Anyone else got a second post I can steal?!
Ricky Hendersoning all the build threads!

 

Get em!!

 

Sounds like you're dragging up.

Big or small, pipeliners lay 'em all.

 

I got one more day Nunya! But I do see some rain on my seven off

 

Been raining here all week too.

 

WTF is this shower poll? TMI... I don't want to know how all of you get in the shower...

 

• 1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
• 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
• 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
• 4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
• 5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
• 6. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
• 7. A prison guard is shaving your head.
• 8. Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
• 9. He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.
• 10. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
• 11. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
• 12. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
• 13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
• 14. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
• 15. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."
• 16. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
• 17. He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."
  
  

 

Nice fish.

However, that is your work truck. If you don't want your boss to see this, then follow these instructions:

Place 10,000 American taters, unmolested and unpeeled, into 100 unmarked burlap sacks.

Drive, under the cover of night, to the third tree on the left. There, you will find a black 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood. Place the potatoes in the open boot and close it quietly. Do not make eye contact with the naked man in the car. Walk away.

 

A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits all over you!"