Whatever

Wait. You chucked the wedge?? That thing could knock dog-shit pin high all fuckin’ day.

 

She dropped the charges. She’s bagging groceries now And never makes eye contact with anyone...so weird

 

Was it the raw pork chop or the moist pop-tarts that put her over the edge? Cuz I like both of those things. Still got her number?

 

I could try to get her to talk

 

What the....

 

She’s still there isn’t she you sick bastard! Puts the lotion under the door....
Let her out. She’s probably hot and skinny by now.

 

Avert your eyes De. Nuthin to see here...shop talk.
Good shift so far? STEMIs can suck it.

 

Yeah good so far.

aight I’m not looking

 

Evening Buff

 

Yo how many vending machines are on the moon?

 

I’m pretty sure there’s a Zagnut up there. Buzz Aldrin was meticulous about his candy but the dude dropped shit all over the place. -

 

one per person.





that’s how we do it in the dumbgeon baby

 

That almost had rhythm to it.... feel it ?
Go ahead. Bust out. You know you wanna. Tales from the sac but with the Rona. Come correct or....

 

You’re doing it huh? Feel that beat?
https://youtu.be/r4OhIU-PmB8

 

I can’t bust a rap right now. I’m Friday’d out. Almost 24 hours of shitposting. I’m going to crawl into a hole that has no wifi and hibernate for awhile.

 

I get that Unplug and escape. By my tallly you only shit posted for about 7 minutes in here. But I still think about that habitrail and the competition for the pivot position. It was rigged. You always won.

 

Most serious person you've ever known!

 

Holy shit! Stew-man-chu! You’re not serious are you Ben?

 

Mornin’ whateverererers.