Isn't it strange that...

Chili is served hot, and hot sauce is served cold?

 

lol random. Good point though--never noticed that

 

mind wandering off to nowhere at midnight huh?

 

or that packages sent on ship is called CARgo and packages sent in cars is called SHIPment

 

or you ever wonder why they have braille pads on drive-thru atm's??

 

Well, I drank about 1/3 of a bottle of vodka a 1/2 hour ago. so....

Come back here you damn chilie bowl.... Keeps moving when I try to stir it.

 

Dammit, I'm sobering up. Somebody talk me into drinking more...

 

Or that while two wrongs don't make a right, three wrongs do make a right.

Here's the proof.

Right is the opposite of wrong.
Left is also the opposite of right.
So, by the law of opposites, left = wrong.

If you make three left turns, it's the equivalent of making one right.

Code:

                          <------
                          |      ^
                          |      |
 R--->                     >-----|--->
 |                               |

Therefore three wrongs do make a right.

 

my mind just got blown

 

which reminds me of this one...

 

cant argue that logic lol

this sounds like a highdeas post hahahaha

 

I thought it was, "Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do."

 

Park in a driveway, drive on a parkway.