Whatever

The house across from me just sold/has contract. It's been a very peaceful 2 years. I hear the new owners have kids.

 

Ok Ray! I deserved this!!

 

This is why all the boats got off the lake.

 

Free Shoe University.​

I really wish I had known before I signed the contract.

I kid.

Tell them and show them pictures of black decomposing ewey-gooiness.

 

Very dickish

Dont do it

 

Are we not talking about naps?

 

It's not that don't have wipers it's the fact that their tires are slicks (they have no tred)

 

Ok I just had a mini heart attack , I was in our room playing guitar I hear no! no!no! No!!!! Omg no!!!! He was sitting in the floor apparently got into the bottom cabinet and poured almond extract on the floor

 

that's when they can race in the rain

 

Heart rate set a new record today.

 

House is gonna smell good

 

Freaking sounded like he was playing with a butcher knife or something!

 

Did you prefer vanilla extract?

 

Actually yes !

 

Try banana one of these days! That’s heaven!

 

or have Ullie shit all over it