Whatever

Sounds like my kind of neighbor...stay over there and leave me alone!!
Mine either has to talk to me like we're friends or yell at me about my sprinkler getting his camper wet in his backyard. Super annoying dude.

 

Was that to keep the homeless from using it?

 

I’m going to leave while I’m still ahead.

 

My fishing hole es no bueno tonight. Not a dang bite. Used every panther martin I own. Even tried a few rooster tails. And bait. Notta.

Time to order hot wings and go home....

 

What does he do when it rains?

 

Camper wet? What a weirdo!

 

You're forever stained just coming in here.

That stank ain't never coming off.

 

What's your hurry?

 

Exactly and how am I supposed to make sure my sprinkler doesn't spray through the fence? Especially when it's windy which is all the time here!! I went off on him after he said that so hopefully he won't talk to me anymore.

 

I wanted to say then go park it in a covered storage or move away but I didn't think of it til later..so irritated

 

I would be forced to now point one directly at the camper and turn it on every day.

 

I have that effect on people everywhere

 

If you stopped watering your yard he'd prolly tell you that you need to water your yard.

 

Hahahaha good idea!

 

Yes, plus placement in back yard.

 

Yep! He's retired I think, so he has nothing better to do everyday I guess.

 

Us old folks are some grouchy bastards!

 

Yes! I listen to heavy metal all the time, so I have calluses on my ear drums.

 

Fly paper airplanes of the fence with messages like,
Dear mr so and so, this is death, which day would you prefer, are evening or mornings better for you. I am penciling you in for your upcoming trip to hell.

 

Don't do this Jenn^^