Whatever

Wait, creampies are allowed? Hmmmm.

 

We got that storm and it rained a lot fast!

 

Wonder how long this concoction will last?
*not my yard

 

Never seize

 

Semen biscuits. The best kind of biscuits. Am I right, @Biscuits?













Where is everyone going?

 

Looking up parts..... and flying blind at it.

 

Shit if that works Ill try it!

 

I think I'll try it when my Roundup is empty.

 

Went and got take out tonight. The lady that checked me out called me "love" and smiled. Got home and wife comes over to me to ask if a girl rang me up. I said yes. Then she shows me a reciept with a little note said ... "call me for some cream, phone number".

Now shes a little irritated, seems like with me too. I did nothing. What the fuck?

 

I don't have a herbicide license...but I do have a birdicide license.

 

We got a quick shower while at the lake today. Didn’t last long tho.




Someone may be sun burnt. I fell asleep and my legs woke me up.

 

Burnt up here too.

Side note #77
You'd think all those feathers would protect a crow from the sun's harsh rays

 

Have you called?

 

Not me. I shower in long underwear and a wife beater.

 

Holy crap. Please tell me you have a metal roof?

Been there before. Hope you heal up quickly.

 

We have shingles on the house, metal on our store and building.

 

Does this really work?