Whatever

With that tuna breath.... you'll get plenty of social distancing from errybody.

 

What @Nunya Bizness sez! \/ \/ \/

 

Should I get a lizard??

 

We all should.

 

Yes! @Taco-Obsessed can tell you which lizard is best!

 

Where he at? I got questions...

 

I want a Komodo Dragon!!

 

If you are serious, let me know. I can provide recommendations after you answer some questions.

 

How big a yard do I need for a Komodo Dragon??

 

At least a acre.

 

Shoot.

 

Iguanas are the worst pets ever. A lot of misinformation about them.

Got bit to the connective tissue on top of my bone by one at my old work, serious bite. Hospital trip.

 

Me? Serious??
Well, under the circumstance, I understand your confusion, what with the rampant I.D. switch-a-roo.

Anyhow, what can you tell me about this little charmer. I know it's a Sidewinder rattler. I came across it in western Nevada this past Saturday.

 

There's a questionnaire? It's a lizard

 

If you had to be bit by a crotalus, that's the one you'd want. Least toxic venom drop per drop. I could go on and on. What do you want to know?

 

No, to point him the right direction.

Budget?
Do you want to hold it?
Display only?
Size tank you can accommodate?
Blah blah

 

Bit by a crotalus...??