Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Just like women.

 

I buy local eggs. They come in a variety of colors including green.

 

Or better yet get yourself some chickens.

 

Yup.

 

Some of the Youtube comments are great as well.

Read by Sum Dum Ho, alternate pilot Lan Dis Ting

Reminds me of the names announced over the Heathrow airport PA

 

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cold-opening---homeland-security/n11645

 

I'm impressed.

Hadn't thought SNL had been funny this century.

 

They occasionally come up with a good one.

The Alien Abduction parts 1 and 2 are pretty good.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAdHzdpg0tR/?igshid=hvsio9rjryaw

 

You'd think he'd check on her...

 

Or at least the motorcycle...

 

Of course the cops knew bears like donuts...


Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Glazed or jelly? A black bear roaming around a Florida city proved no match for the doughnuts that lured the animal into a humane trap.

The Fort Myers News-Press reports that the juvenile 250-pound (113- kilogram) bear spent a good chunk of Tuesday morning meandering around the Gulf coast city. Wildlife officials say bears tend to move more in the spring in search of mates and, as always, food.

In such a congested area, tranquilizing the bear wasn’t an option, said Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Adam Brown. He said the drugs don’t always work immediately on large animals such as bears.

“When we use a tranquilizer the bear sometimes will run away, and we didn’t want to take any chance of it running into traffic or the residential area,” he said.

So instead, officers turned to doughnuts from Krispy Kreme and some blueberry pie-scented spray in a trap. That did the trick.

Brown said the bear was relocated to a state-managed wildlife area. Authorities estimate there are about 4,000 black bears in Florida.


Wildlife officials say people should be sure to secure their garbage cans and should not put them out the night before pickup because it gives bears more opportunity to get into them.

 

Cops know a thing or two about doughnuts.

 

Meh wouldnt doubt it if hes soo disoriented he can barely stand

But it looks like they hit pretty hard

 

https://ktla.com/news/turtle-smashes-through-georgia-drivers-windshield/
A turtle! A fking turtle!!!

 

Where was Shredder when all this happened?

 

How come I didn't know this thing existed?!

 

Except for the headlight/grill, the rest looks like a Subaru to me.

 

Subaru rebodied by Saab.

 

Yeah apparently it happened when GM owned Saab and a stake in Subaru. Result was the Saab 9-2X.