Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

My Tacoma at Reno Cabelas with an FJ40 and Jeep Rubicon Unlimited LJ.

 

Everyone parked far away from you. That should tell you something.

 

Bedazzled by the looks of your Tacoma.

 

How often does a random Marty McFly cos player show up on your driveway?

 

I don't know, how often do you cosplay at random Tacoma owner's driveways?

 

Couldn't let the fun end...So here's an easy one

 

I’ll play.

 

Nice wheels and tires. hard to not hit anything or rub while making 7 point turns trying to park at the mall, huh?

 

After the accident I do. But before that no hahaha

 

hit me. there's some low hangin' fruit here, for sure.

 

I like the "I support TRD rights" rainbow on the grill. How long have you been out?

 

Tough backing up when you can’t tell where the truck ends and a pile of dirty rubble begins, when they look the same. Until the *crunch*, obviously.

 

Ok, what kind of 2-tone clown car is this.
And why is that eyesore blocking the far superior view of street pavement.

Oh, oops it’s mine.
Come on y’all. Was that so hard?

 

What gives you can afford to go from stock rims to even worse ones and can’t paint match the shell GTFO!!

 

Sucks about the wreck hope you came out uninjured but what’s up with the tire stem caps they look like cow udders.

 

Have at it!

 

Alright let’s see what happens..

 

Your bumper makes the front end look like this fellow.

 

What’s up with the color of the shackle bolt?
All I can muster that’s a darn clean build.

Hard to roast a stock truck.

 

Is that hideous growth in your bed operable?