Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I think I've seen two different wagons in the past two or three years, both well taken care off. I think they offered them in the sedan version, can't recall for certain.

 

Meanwhile in Brazil:
https://twitter.com/ActualidadRT/status/1265281540247842817
Of course, because of corona, both the storekeeper and the assailants wore masks.

 

https://youtu.be/pI4GtTB6gyY

 

Another big story on that page is Costco bringing back free samples.

 

It's a Saaburu. My best man has one. He got a great deal on it new because it had all sorts of cold weather upgrades and was sitting on the lot in SoCal. It's a fun little car.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29/us/social-security-scheme-frozen-trnd/index.html

A woman kept her grandmother's body hidden in a basement freezer for 16 years in social security scheme, police say

 

How was this not in Florida?

Maybe a relative?

 

Dang, whoever had to clean the bathroom after him should get a Congressional Medal of Honor.

 

Doesn't make that toilet's screams of horror fake. That dude can obviously hurt some plumbing.

 

You don't think someone can drink over three cubic feet of fryer oil?

 

From the Florida Department of Redundancy Department...



Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb





Here are some places in Florida where you can reasonably expect to encounter an alligator: a storm sewer, the end of an airport runway, your local golf course. But this might be a first — while in town for a wedding, Georgia resident Dave Jacobs and his family spotted a gator casually chilling on an alligator-shaped pool float at their Airbnb in South Miami.

"My daughter, who’s 14, was like, 'Dad, this is soooo meta,'" Jacobs tells New Times.

Jacobs says his family first spotted the gator in the lake outside of their vacation rental Saturday. The alligator seemed to be taunting their dog, Rascal, who spent the day barking and running around the screened-in pool deck.

"We thought that was pretty cute," Jacobs says. "Then, the next day, it just showed up in the pool."

Jacobs' wife called the Airbnb's owner, who contacted someone from wildlife management. Eventually, the gator wrangler was able to fish the reptile out of the pool. He told Jacobs he's been busy lately because it's mating season for alligators.


"I guess it's not that unusual, but it was unusual to me," Jacobs says.

This morning, Jacobs and his family began the long drive home, where at least they'll be able to share some pretty interesting stories about their priceless Florida Man experience.

"We have gators in Georgia, but they're just in areas that are not as populated, like some swamp where no one lives," Jacobs says. "But in Florida, they're just in your neighborhoods."

 

It does indeed, but FloridaMan has been known to bend the rules of reality on occasion.

 

People Are Throwing Out Stimulus Checks — Because They Look Like Junk Mail


The latest round of stimulus checks were issued in the form of prepaid debit cards — in a plain white envelope that does not bear any federal markings

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news...heck-because-it-looks-like-junk-mail/2278840/

 

True shit right here, we actually have a crocodile in the Manatee pocket where I live. One of the residents called the game wardens to have the alligator removed because of her pet ankle biter dog that she didnt want to get eaten. So they came out to see how big it was, once they saw it they told the lady "No can do, it gets to stay, thats not a Gator it's a crocodile and they are super protected. Better keep the ankle biter on a leash and indoors".

I've also seen alligators on the beach. Yes gators swim in salt water. I live about 3/4 of mile from where the photo in the article was taken.

https://www.dailycommercial.com/news/20190607/how-did-crocodile-end-up-in-stuart-and-gator-on-beach

 

The plain white envelops with no markings are ALWAYS the import pieces of mail!!!

 

There is no way he could drink 25 gallons of anything. Fake.