DID YOU KNOW!

Screw the microwave I would've eaten the pizza cold.

 

i think you can buy a microwave just for non microwave plates...i think.

 

I think you are all missing the problem here- the pizza was still cold.

 

what kind of pizza was this?

 

this is almost as good as when you ruined the cooking pan

 

come to think of it what happend to the microwave???

 

you know....this could be the beginning of a "ask a pizza guy" thread

 

Why the **** would anyone drink Orange Juice while eating pizza?

I'll usually drink Root Beer or something with my pizza, and maybe I'll go as far as drinking milk every once and a while. BUT orange juice? Lay back on the paint chips.

 

A blow torch could do that
melty cheese and crust crispy no?

 

Thanks, now I have to go home, go through all the dishes and find at least 1 plate that is non microwaveable and put it in the microwave to actually validate this future party trick.

 

here is another question. assuming you did not want to eat cold pizza because you would have some terrible and deadly allergic reaction, why did you not take said pizza and place it on a piece of paper towel or napkin and reheat it? a little plate never hurt anyone. it seems to me that you did not do everything in your power to save the pizza

 

or, "things that explode in the microwave"

 

I think this whole thing is out of order and a law suit against the pizza and microwave company is in order.

BTW, was the pizza "Made in China" too?