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Ohh I hate it so much! Christmas shows up and I’m bitching and moaning for 12 months and it’s a vicious cycle!

 

News story about the two gun stores near us.


Videos shows thieves stealing guns from Stokesdale, Kernersville gun shops
https://myfox8.com/news/video-shows...rom-stokesdale-gun-shop/?anvplayer-autoplay=0

 

A customer just told me we allowed this to happen, he said if we hadn’t started putting warning labels on bags and everything else years ago people would have weeded themselves out of society

 

Everything gets to live, not only live, but be alive for as long as possible

 

Holy crap these are good ! First time trying em

 

Saved!

 

calm before the storm, the best time to feesch (in my humble opinion) just before a front comes thru

 

I feel a lot of those people who say that are the same ones who return something because they didn't read the box

 

so true.....so sad

 

How old you be?!

 

Thanks for the T-Shirt

 

Yup!

Yup!

 

Do they cause anal leakage?

 

Happy birthday @Twizted

 

So, an elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding. As she’s looking for her license the cop notices she has a concealed carry permit.
He asks her if she is armed.
She replies “I shore am sonny. I got a .38 special in my purse, a .45 in the glove box, a 9mm Glock in the console and a 12ga pump in the trunk.”
The cop says “Geez lady. What are you so afraid of?”
She replies “Not a fuckin’ thing sonny”

 

A man walks into the men's bathroom to take a piss. Low and behold, after a few seconds into relieving himself a very short man walks in and begins peeing in the urinal next to him. Curious about the little fellow, the man looks over the wall separator and tries to get a glimpse of the smaller man's penis. To his surprise, the short man the longest and girthiest penis the man has ever seen. "Truly this short man is blessed." he thinks to himself.

The smaller man notices the man looking at his privates and starts up a casual conversation, "I see you've noticed my penis there, sir. Do you know why mine is so large?"

The man replies, "No I don't, tell me."

The shorter man exclaims, "It's because I'm a Leprechaun, and now that you know my secret I am obliged to give you three wishes. Ask for whatever you want, it will be so."

The man, pauses and in disbelief and sarcasm, "Yeah, sure pal, how about a million dollars? Let's see you make that happen."

The leprechaun snaps his finger and says, "When you arrive home, there will be a suitcase of money on your dinner table, totally $1,000,000 USD."

The man, now no longer apprehensive makes his next wish, "I wish for a mansion, a great big house."

The leprechaun snaps his fingers and says, "Your crappy and meager house will no longer be there when you return, you will have a mansion fit for a king."

The man, now with a glint in his eye and happiness on his face says, "Thank you Mr. Leprechaun, thank you."

The leprechaun replies, "You have on more wish, ask for anything you want."

The man immediately says, "I want a hot babe of a wife, a drop dead gorgeous woman with huge cans."

The leprechaun snaps his fingers and says, "When you get home to your mansion, your new supermodel wife will be a in french-maid outfit with her cleavage bursting from her chest and prepare a feast for you on the same table your million dollars is on."

The man is ecstatic, he cannot wait to leave the restroom and go home. As he begins to leave, the leprechaun stops him and says, "Sir, you cannot leave yet."

The man say's, "Why not? I've asked for my wishes and you've given them to me. I am off to enjoy my new life."

The leprechaun say's, "Well, there is a cost for these three wishes. If you do not pay it then I will snap my fingers and take my wishes back."

The man say's, "What is the price?"

The leprechaun smiles and replies, "You must let me fuck you in the ass until I am satisfied. Do you agree?"

The man, dumbfounded, terrified, thinking of the size of the leprechaun violating him thinks to himself, *"Do I give up this new life I have just found or swallow my pride and let this leprechaun violate me?"*

#30 minutes later

In the stalls of the restroom, the man is crying and holding his pain and tears back, as much as he can. The Leprechaun, thrusting and thrusting, exacting the price of the wishes from the man. To take the man's mind off the pain, the leprechaun ask the man a question, "What is your name, sir?"

The man squeaks, "Bob..."

The leprechaun replies with another question, "Bob, how old you are?"

The man chokes out, "45."

The leprechaun says, "Bob, you're 45 and you still believe in leprechauns?"

 

Good one I’ve never heard before. But I’m pretty sure Bob is older than that.

 

We don't know how old this story is

 

Happy Birthday @Twizted