Whatever

This is how it’s done.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/philadelphia-gunstore-owner-shoots-kills-armed-looter

 

I have probably heard this 20+ times and every time I laugh a little.

 

A tourist is cycling through China and stumbles upon a house as it's getting dark. He asks if he can stay for the night.

The owner says he'll gladly let him stay for the night under one condition: That the man will **not** touch his daughter.

The man says "pfff, you can trust me" and goes to bed. Later that night he sneaks to the daughters room and hilarity ensues. When he's done, he sneaks back to his room.

When he wakes up he sees that a large rock has been placed on his chest. On the rock is a note that reads:

* Chinese torture trick #1 Place rock on chest

The man laughs and throws the rock out of the window. As he does so he sees a second note

* Chinese torture trick #2 Tie rock to left testicle

Immediately the man throws himself after the rock. On the way down he reads the second line of the note

* Chinese torture trick #3 Tie doorknob to right testicle

 

Making lemonade from lemons.

 

Just got the brother birthday gift ordered. I let him pic it out and tell me what info he wanted on it.

I know someone will ask. I got him this with his name and stuff engraved on it. He lives traveling and flying. https://planetags.com/products/copy-of-airbus-a320-planetag-tail-n627aw

 

I'll assume those are kinda like baseball cards of the aviation world.

 

Not yet ​

 

We just had a 5.1 earthquake here about 5 minutes ago.
The rapture is definitely coming

 

This weekend , or sooner

 

I felt it , I'm 95 miles south of Searles Valley

 

Saying it's a aftershock from the ridgecrest fault, that was months and months ago.

 

It was strong enough to shake my place really good

 

Well...?

 

You buying a 9mm Shield? I’ve got a Shield .40, I like it.

 

Goooood!

sorry I snack like all night up here lol

 

Thinking outside the box....

Microwave for 10 seconds then throw some vanilla ice cream on top?



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