Toyota updates Tacoma-sized Hilux with rugged new look, 2.8-liter turbodiesel

They'd want an engine swap.


LS, am I right? Car motors! FTW!

 

You can’t. It’s married to the management. If any of the parameters show any monkey business, it derates.

 

There is a dimension where this person exists. The guy that imported a hilux and then LS swapped it. That guy is a turd.

 

Multiple dimensions rock. Just stop fucking with this timeline.

 

Look at the size of trucks now. It’s absurd. I, for one, want a small truck. Not because I like small penises, but because my truck has nothing to do with penises, and small trucks are excellent on the trails.

 

If only there was a way we could build a fence around our timeline. To keep the terminators and such out.

TERMINATORS GO HOME

 

We don't seem to be able to build proper fences, the T-1000 seems to pour through.

 

Skynet. Causing problems since 199whenever

 

Looks like your run-of-the-mill international platform truck.

I don't care for the bubbly, rounded look of these things.

 

How many times have they rebuilt the matrix? I didn't know Skynet went active.

 

It is called pure profit. Toyota knows how to save a buck and charge the american customer double. They can,t pull that kinda crap in Canada or the rest of the world.

 

Nice work!

 

I agree. I love the older toyota pickups. Great size. obviously recent safety regulations require vehicles to change.

I've kicked around the idea of getting an older pickup and just going to town on it to make it a monster. But I don't have the skill so if I did it would be over a 10 year period.

The mid size truck segment has gotten peoples attention quick recently. The frontier is great, tacoma, colorado, ranger revival, the bronco should be cool, but all of these are getting really close to what a half ton was 20 years ago.

Also I hear the new limited edition bronco in white comes with a pair of leather gloves that are slightly too small

 

Thx, i just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

Right in my wheelhouse. I fucking love that movie!

 

The velcro gloves are just right though.

 

Same here. Just a classic.

 

Yeah it’s almost active. In this timeline, cyberdyne is called Raytheon and skynet is called weaverbird.