1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You are a good uncle (besides the intimidating part )

 

I was only ever close with one of my 3 uncles but he was the one who was there for me when my parents weren't. He did a lot to help me out too

 

When he was a couple years old I put him in the dog kennel and I think it may have left a lasting impression



I also have a photo of him somewhere at ~5 years old passed out at a bowling alley bar with my beer next to him but my sister made me delete it

 

I was pretty close with one of my 3 uncles too, they were all cool to hang out with but one of
them had a bad temper and was a big outspoken racist toward minorites so we avoided him. Which is ironic because he (was) like 2/3 Cherokee.

 

I have 15 uncles....
plus a few of my dads best friends i call my uncle

 

That's cause you're Italian, my wife's side of the family is the same way. Her mom is italian and every close family friend is an auntie or uncle lol

 

This is so sad alexa play despacito

 

@Empty_Lord

 

Having 15 uncle's when your mom's an only child is right up there with
Tooth fairy
Easter Bunny
Santa Claws

 

To accurate

 

My mom is 1 of 16 kids...

 

Jesus Christ

 

My grandpa had 2 wifes

 

prayer isn't a very effective form of birth control but it's the only one Jesus allows

 

Goats have no front teeth

 

Got any single female relatives in the 30-45 range that want to move to Colorado?

 

Yes?

 

You like them older ladies huh