Whatever

I didnt say it was a good one.

Talk to the joke teller.

 

But I is illitrate

 

Try this Bob. Spray paint it white. Pretty heavy. Then lightly sand with a block. Then get a short nap 4 inch roller and barely load it with Misery Red. Lightly ‘stroke’ back and forth.

 

Sand it down. Then you'll have red Whatever letters.

 

We say we won’t... we do! We call if “Me Time”

 

Pull the ice cream out of your ass and get to it.

I had a dream last night where I stole Ullie. I didn't feel bad about it.

 

Aren't you the nature pro that claims to have seen lots of Gull chics all over?

 

Ended ok for me because they ain’t mine, just a guy I hire to spray for me. The owner was the guy driving the one that got stuck. He wasn’t in a good mood today.

 

You will get all of that in varying amounts. Except from @G8R_Taco. He's just straight weird.

Who are you talking to?

 

Oh I’m glad it wasn’t you!!

 

This is absolutely untrue. I am a veritable cornucopia of wonder. Normal folks have a hard time appreciating‘eccentricity’.
@SweetT

 

69.

 

Some

 

You mean a bushel!?

 

I mean a basketfull

 

By basketful, do you mean a cart, a trolley, a grab bag, or a I’m single look at my squash roller?

 

you know, like a basket

 

Like 2 points or 3 points?

 

They're recessed, just not very deep. I tried using a Sharpie in them but it looked like shit.