Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

i never banged, just rolled with them.

 

Rode my 2003 RC51 into a curb at 70 while evading arrest. I broke my left hand and also my neck in 3 places(C6, C7 and Occipital Condyle). On the 3rd day in the hospital I started wondering where my glasses were so my wife(gf at the time) went to the crash site to look for them. She found them about 35-40 yards from where I hit the curb. I ALWAYS rode with helmet, jacket and gloves. Needless to say it would have been MUCH easier and MUCH cheaper to sit the 6 traffic warrants out.

 

i dragged frame in a 69 caddi down freeway

hustled in middle school (get that cashflow)

spitballed a student drivers spedometer and a moving motorcycles helmet at 50mph

 

Also Got to take an 1100 rwhp Twin Turbo Testarossa for a test drive after fabbing everything up and tuning it. It had no problem lighting the tires up at 90mph. I have ridden 1000RR's, GSXR 1000's and my RC51 and not a damn one of them would come close to hanging with that TR. There are some pictures of the TR in my gallery.

 

damn... thug life!. up here there are too many wangsters. and those damn juggalos piss me off. i beat one up. he tried to pull a knife on me. straight up pussy shit haha

 

Hit a deer on a 4 wheeler.

 

The things I've done aren't nearly as impressive as others here, but here goes my list:
- Bite a girls ass at a party in college(she dared me because she was wearing a skirt and thought I wouldn't do it)
- Met Nicolas Cage sophomore year in college
- I have 4 plates and 16 screws in my jaw thanks to jaw surgery
- I've been to Pakistan and Saudi Arabia when I was 15
- Wasn't allowed to enter a reggae concert(Junior Gong) because I was too drunk
- Saved a coworkers life performing the Heimlich maneuver(I was certified in CPR and never learned the Heimlich )
- Took a picture of lightning on my camera phone
- Went 130mph in a 45 zone(I was sitting shotgun as my buddy took me for a test drive after he got a supercharger/headers/exhaust installed on his 350z) and had cops chase us, pull us over, with guns pointing at us as my buddy is laughing. We get out of the car, and my buddy gets off with a speeding ticket as he was applying for a Sheriff's position at the time, and knew some of the Sheriffs in the neighboring county.

Picture of said lightning with camera phone:

 

I rolled 3 times in the back of a samurai at pismo.

 

X2 on the eye contact thing .......

 

I Swam across Mccovey cove after getting kicked out of a Giants game earlier this year for being way too drunk...

I told my friends if he jumped in i would and he did so next thing you know i was swimming in the bay... lol

 

I got to drive a Porsche Carrera GT at work. 500+ HP, and it cost over half a million. Trickiest clutch I have ever driven.

 

Been to the Grammys twice. Sat right in front of Marissa Miller. If you don't know who she is google her. One of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen.

 

Rode like 10-15 miles in a Taxi to our hotel on a vacation. Did i mention the Taxi driver was drunk

 

Ive blown up C4 for a controlled detonation, and gotten a ride in a centrifuge.

When i get back home ill try to find the video of the detonations ive done.

 

I've farted and burped at the same time while peeing.
Was kind of hard to do, timing was very crucial. lol

 

Hahah thats awesome theres always a pause in the stream when i try that.

 

Yeah it helps if you're very gassy (well, obviously lol) , sometimes with me it pushed the stream out faster. I'm sure it's not good to try to do this anymore, only did it once. And don't recommend anyone else try to do it. lol

 

I could die a happy person then haha.

 

I run a machine at work on parts that are about $500k to $1 mill per part and weigh anywhere from 2000lbs up to 20,000 lbs. I don't guess to many people get that opportunity. That's per every shift, 365 days a year.

 

What's the machine.