WTF is on my seats

Wet concrete, haven't heard that one before

 

Lick it and let us know what it tastes like .

 

Was an inside joke at my last job lolol. These guys were walking outside and one said "Boy you can smell that Bradford Pear tree" (it was spring so just blooming) and the other was like "Yeah that kinda smells like my cum...kinda smells like wet concrete!"

 

As is the proper and most effective test for determining "unknown" substances

 

I agree. Looks like the area where you would put your hand or arm on when looking over your shoulder. I place my arm there when looking over my shoulder to backup my boat.

 

baby batter splatter?

 

Only if OP admits to being off target

 

Try hot water w some murphys oil soap. or straight 90% ethanol.

 

Looks exactly like when my kids brush their filthy shoes against the black fabric. Already put in kick mats. Thought all black fabric was awesome before I realized you'll see dirt/clay really easily.

 

hope its not MRSA

 

is it self-aware?

 

Staph does like salt....

 

Sunscreen. Armor all cleaner.

 

Paint over it.

 

Just replace the seat. No wait, replace the whole interior to match. Screw it, just get a new truck

 

Dry skin

 

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