You know you're driving a toyota when...

You know you're driving a toyota when...

...you have to walk a mile BACK to where everyone else is stuck

 

You know you're driving a Tacoma when....

....Chuck Norris asks for a ride.

 

...hot chicks flash you when you drive by.

 

..........ANY chick flashes me when I drive by

 

You know you're driving a toyota when...

Everyone looks over and says "Nice Truck!" at stop lights

 

...when the engine ticks.


sorry, i had to

 

when people tell you "Nice Toyota!"

 

.....when you can't find the 4WD switch or your drink at night!

 

X2 on this one.....

......and gets shitty gas mileage......

 

That's what that is?

 

when you look down and see 240,000 miles on the odometer, and the engine is as quiet as the day you got it.

 

...When you have no idea what time it is while driving (in 1st gens anyway).

 

Unless you turn sharply so you can see the clock.

 

...when your girlfriends boobs bounce from road bumps

 

....when your truck always starts and your friends does not

 

when she starts everytime

when that hottie is looking at your truck and not you.

when your truck is the last one out of the trail

when your feet are dry

when you have to manually roll down the windows

when you don't know how to work on engines, cause you don't have too.

when you still have money in the bank

when the dealer wants to give you money back on a trade in

when your friends want to take your truck

 

lol

 

.....when you cant find the bed light switch!

 

when my wife keeps asking me to find a spot in the woods we can 4x4 to and bone.