Coworker thinks she found her stolen tailgate on Craigslist

I feel like my Tacoma has enough tacticool suburban dad type upgrades to get a pass with that crowd.

.308 fo lyfe anyways.

 

That entire forum needs more cardio and less ammo.

 

and a hostage.

 

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT



WHAT DO YOU DO

 

Shoot the hostage.

 

.75 musket for me, nerds. Fire a gob right in his eye instead of splattering all over his body.

 

Get a cheesy watch.

 

Am I the only who thinks we should have a Keanu reeves subforum?!?!

 

RIP Drewski.
2010-2020.

 

Woah.

 

God I love him in Johnny Mnemonic. Such range.

Edit: Forgot to add the pic of my favorite part.

 

This guy nails Keanu perfectly.
https://youtu.be/pByfxTzbJvY

 

See this guy gets it


Can't negotiate if you don't have something to negotiate with

 

https://media1.giphy.com/media/QAsBwSjx9zVKoGp9nr/source.gif

 

Holy Hell I need less cardio. New house, new yard, mtn bike, yes, less cardio and more alcohol.
Except, I did buy a new Daisy pump BB gun last week!

 

and lets not forget the amazing introduction of designer jeans and the ensuing camel toe revolution

 

Ha! I’ve been thinking of getting an air gun. Not just for craigslist situations, but because they are just so practical.