Whatever

Ahh...a pole ponderer. Welcome!

 

Maybe

 

Shawn!

 

Nah. Not even sweating it bro.

that said, it’s fucking time for another slug off the bottle! Then back to the polls.

 

Was a short time getting to know you.


Oh well.


Next

 

My money is on you.

 

Why did you like this Bob?

 

Cause that's where I'm putting my money!

 

That's illegal.

*puts it all on Steve*

 

@Beancooker
Tell us about yourself

 

Burn

 

@Twizted
@OneGiraffe

 

Unit is where you may have some luck buddy.

 

So here's how it will go....
Tractorasshole will be in his corner wearing brown and yellow stained Fruit of the Loom briefs, a once white tee shirt covered in deli soup, mustard and sardine pieces. His footwear will consist of yellowed, curled toenails, some bizarro looking foot rash and a few long, black toe hairs for good measure.
I'll be sporting Calvin Klein's latest salmon colored board shorts, a form fitting, black and salmon tee shirt and a tastefully done smoking jacket.
He might last 7 seconds.

 

Speak English

 

You should lower your expectations and pick up chicks at the burn unit.

You said burn and I finished the sentence.

 

Is it too early?

 

Is something you should try to get better at

 

Dinnit has needs fer dis