Investment BS Thread - Stocks/Futures/Mutual Funds/Bonds/Commodities/Options/ETFs/401ks/Etc

Pretty much. Then there will be a vaccine, everyone will get it annually. Then what? Back to where we were 6 months ago? Or do we still stay home all day? This shit is so funny I can't have a serious argument about it.

 

As long as you're tied to the welfare system and "mother ship" Amazon...

I mean, we won't ever run out of everyone else's money, right?

 

Honestly even before all this, if we move back into a city (ATX, potentially, or even if we ended up buying a 3 fam in Providence to rent out floors 1+2), there's a potential we drop a car. At least in ATX I can ride to and from work on a bike, we could get down to one car between us as needed.

 

Jim Cramer said you need a car so you aren't close to a stranger, so you better get one. Sorry I have CNBC on in the background all day, hence many of my comments like this.

 

I run Fox B.

 

I am a firm believer of "keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer." I know what Fox B will be saying, I have to keep an eye on the others.

 

Welp, guess I'm not fully awake yet gents. Set what I thought was a buy order for NRGU @$3.75, got an alert in my account and got a little excited. When I looked, I noticed my NRGU holdings were down by 50 shares instead of up 50......and my supposed buy order was actually a sell order that executed @ $4.25. AARGHHH

 

EDIT: just wait, the way things are going to day, you can probably buy them back at a discount.

 

Coffee *before* entering trade orders.

 

Or Bloody Mary's...

 

I spend too much money when I drink. My girlfriend knows this, to the point she suggests I get some beers if she wants to convince me to buy something expensive.

 

I saw he said the advice was to continue investing through this, so I think I should stop investing.......

I do that all the time on TD. I usually do it the opposite and put in buys instead of sells, and then I get an error with insufficient funds so I guess that's good.

Is there a day trading drinking game? That could be interesting.....

 

Yeah but it's akin to musical chairs.

Day trading and impaired judgement tends to leave one poor...

 

If NRGU EVER hits, we'll have to create one.

 

I should invent a breathalyzer phone attachment for brokerage apps. I don't know if this is a real problem that needs to be solved, but it might be...

 

Im not on twitter or anything, but I’ve heard that might be a good option for that app also. I’m sure there are plenty of apps that could benefit from your invention and save people from money lost or shame and embarrassment

 

Or, rich.

Every time a stop loss hits, take a shot? I wouldn't last long. But hey, speaking of, NRGU is on the rise today because oil is going up. For now. Give it five minutes.

 

Or there are required minimums

 

Nah, I need all the millennial's buying my shares, when it hits $40+

 

That thing swings pretty hard, like 4% today. Is it just 3x the movement of the underlying assets? Or is there more to it?