Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

My wife prob would have cussed him out

 

Better luck pouring milk on a pile of sawdust and eat it

 

Gotta heat it up and add a bit of honey.

 

I had grape nuts cereal with non fat milk once. I will never consume either of those again.

 

I knew grapes had seeds, but was in for a rude awakening when I learned grapes had nuts too.

The mere mentioning of the name Grape Nuts as a cereal doesn’t stir any taste temptations for me.

BTW, I’ve had the cereal once and it was gross.

 

I've only had Grape Nuts once. Might be the worst cereal ever.

 

I kinda like fruity pebbles so I thought why not

It was even couldn’t make it taste good lol

 

My kids like it.

 

Umm... Smells like Teen Spirit?

Gwyneth Paltrow plugs ‘Smells Like My Orgasm’ candle with help from son, Moses



Gwyneth Paltrow just loves the smell of her own scent.

Tuesday on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” the Goop queen introduced the latest to her odiferous collection of candles, inspired by Paltrow’s own B.O., called “This Smells Like My Orgasm.”

The 10.5-ounce candle costs $75 and is available on Goop’s website, alongside a colorful description: “A fitting follow-up to that candle — you know the one — this blend is made with tart grapefruit, neroli and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that’s sexy, surprising and wildly addictive.”

The candle, a collaboration between Goop and fragrance brand Heretic, is currently available in the US only.

Earlier this year, the 47-year-old actress made headlines with another candle, dubbed “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

As Paltrow waxed on (get it?) about her fragrant climax, her son, Moses, was apparently sitting just outside of the frame before Fallon invited him to chat. The 14-year-old son of Paltrow and her ex, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, 43, said he was playing piano and guitar in his free time.

The “Iron Man” star told late-night viewers that the original candle idea was supposed to be “punk rock, feminist.” That’s when she suggested that her latest candle, which comes in a box decorated with fireworks, might be just the thing for Fallon’s wife Nancy Juvonen, 53.

“You are crushing it,” Jimmy told her.

The late-night host raved about Goop’s product line during their remote interview via video conference. Fallon, 45, also showed off some of his favorite goods from the Goop store during their chat, such as Dr. Barbara Sturm’s Face Mask. The German beauty mogul was made famous in 2016 for her highly novel yet gruesome cosmetic treatment, the “vampire facial,” involving — you guessed it — human blood. (Your own, of course!)

“I love what TV stardom has done to you,” said Paltrow, adding that Fallon “barely showered” when they first met.

 

Lemme guess, you like Brer Rabbit syrup?

 

I'm sure that'll be gone soon. Plantation brand blackstrap molasses too.

We'll be left with Grandma's but that too may fall afoul once folks think about it enough.

 

This article smells a little fishy.

 

It's gross af, good riddance lol

 

Really? It's a great component of my bbq sauce, add a good depth of flavor.

You don't eat blackstrap straight though...

 

I marinade mine, or cut it with a little ground beef for chili