Whatever

First rule of Bacon: it's my bacon and I need it now

 

Bacon is to be shared all the love it

 

In case any of you were wondering...

 

Been to a restaurant before that had a bowl of the best thick cut perfectly crispy bacon in their salad bar. Was a glorious thing.

Mmm.... Right next to a plate of artichoke hearts and parmesan wedges

And their grilled pineapple

 

If I’m the loan officer and you came in saying you work for a firm in Cali but want to buy a home in Montana. I’m gonna be doing some heavy checking into things. Including calling your boss. Which I assume is your worry.
That’s just my opinion. I’m certainly not qualified as an expert.

 

Not all bacon is equal. That's for sure.

 

Ghost pepper honey drizzled grilled pineapple... on this weekends menu!

 

Darn tootin. Also crispy > limp. Went over to the place of a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks now and she asked if I was hungry. Of course I was, and she said she had made bacon as a snack and I could have as much as I wanted...

 

Sounds like a keeper. She got a sister?

 

So far she seems to be pretty great. No sister though

 

That's awesome man.

 

We'll see where it goes. Takin it slow, but so far so good. Plus bacon! Slowly trying to turn her into a beer lover

 

Just keep drinking it around her. She'll come around haha.

 

We're actually already pre-approved through a lender but when it gets down to the individual house getting locked in I know she's going to ask for everything again.

....they also can't call my boss I could technically provide them an "employment verification line" if it came down to it but I don't recall ever being asked that when we bought our current home.

So fyi to any of you who haven't bought a house before, you'll need bank statements for 2 months and typically last 2 pay stubs plus last 2 years w2 or whatever tax form you receive.

I forgot what a headache this all was.

 

Get her some flowers.

 

Tell your boss it's a vacation home or that you are co-signing for someone else. Then they can call your boss all they want. Just one idea.

 

Working. It's not been fun.

Wow. I never would have left.

 

I'll give her some of my beer and she likes most of them...just not Guinness.

 

Hey @Gritto , get a load of my new avatar.

 

yer 1/2 way handsome there sir