Peoples names: Funny ,strange, or unique.

What are some funny names you have come across. Whether it is a co-worker or someone you know. I got an email at work from someone with a unique name. Their name is Santa Ono.

In highschool there was a guy named Fred Head jr.

 

Always a great alias of mine: Heywood Chablowme

and a girl I went to school with...say it fast Audra Dick

 

That's just wrong. Shouldn't their parents be charged with child abuse?

 

No word of a lie, there is a guy named Harry Dick. I used to know someone who went to school with him. His father's name is Rusty Dick. Harry's address was 10 Inch Bay. He used to be listed in the phone book, but is now no longer listed. I don't know if he moved or just got unlisted for obvious reasons. One of my co-worker's wife used to work at the gas company in the billing department. When she and her co-workers came upon Harry Dick and his address on one of the bills, they killed themselves laughing.

I used to know a salesman by the name of Burger Buss.

A friend of mine used to go to school with a girl named Iona. When Iona married, she took on her husband's sirname, so she became known as "Iona Beerwagon."

Hard to believe, but these are all true!

 

When I worked for the prison system we actually had an inmate with the last name Hardick. No wonder he turned to crime!

 

Went to school witha kid named Bud Green and liked to smoke it too.

 

one of my mom's students was name placenta...the mom heard that word right after she gave birth to her and thought it was beautiful. poor kid.

 

a station manager for a local radio station here is named Justin Case.

 

We had a coworker named Phat Ho, i cracked up when he came into interview with us. The receptionist called and said theres a Phat Ho here to see you. LOL. He told everyone to call him Pat instead.

 

I went to high school with a kid named Justin Case...

 

I used to work at a restaraunt and we had a guy who would order the same thing every thursday over the phone. His name was Billy Hill and on caller I.D. it read "Hill, Billy"

 

In high school there was a teacher we called Mr Brown,

But his name was Dick Harry Brown... we used to say it backwords

 

I don't know anyone personally, but there is always Dick Trickle and Dick Butkus.

 

I went to school with a Cathy and when she got married her name was Cathy Cathey

 

A friend of mine, who's from South Carolina, was told by his family back home that one of his cousins named their new daughter Syphillis. True story.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

 

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be his real name, probably a made up name like tin-pot local radio 'celebs' like to give themselves.

I used to know a guy called Albert Hall.

For those that don't get it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Albert_Hall

 

I have a great friend named Scott Peterson, but he's not the wife murderer. In fact he owns a taco and subscribes to this forum.