Whatever

If the mullet were a front porch appliance....


Holy shit where do you come up with this stuff? HAHAHAHA!


I'm guessing the mullet of front porch appliances would be the makeshift kitchenette that mullets typically have on their front porch. Broken oven, old, moldy couch, dorm fridge full of Milwaukee's Best. Oh, and that old ass fly swatter that is ripped, but Grandma refuses to buy a new one because it "still works".

 

You’re describing my broken dreams.

 

I jus wanna say, it has been a pleasure, sharing on this forum with all yousz gals-guys, (cept you @MagtechPA, ya jerk), but I have been officially mulletized, to the point of no return, so I must bid yawl adieu, as I have an appointment

 

I'll be in Illinois all day doing what old men do. Have fun today, we only get one crack at it!

 

Now that is a magnificent head of hair. Bask in its glow!
You could set your watch to a haircut like that.

 

Trying to figure out if it's going to be a poot or a poop?

 

fuck-off

 

Mullets dont need no watch. Time isnt a construct of that realm.

 

Thanks! It was a good breakfest.

 

Whee-oooo whheee-ooo



Morning

 

Bored?

Go to the bank at lunchtime and go inside. Stand in line for a very long time.
When you finally walk up to the counter to see the teller, ask for change of a nickel.

 

Morning/afternoon everyone

Wonderful day to have shingles

 

SORRY

 

Thanks guys. I have meds on hand which can usually stop it but it's a painful inconvenience nonetheless.

Not much one can do but wait for it to run its course otherwise.

 

My morning started off trying to get ice from my dispenser. None was coming out, so i assumed one of the people I live with used it all for his morning smoothie. Upon inspection after removing the glass, I saw there was a bit of ice stuck. I removed it and what I believe to be all the ice that was there came pouring out to fill my 32oz container and then overflowing onto the floor in a spectacular display. And going with the flow, one of the parts I had ordered on the 9th for a customer is now canceled and showing NLA. So that's good. Happy Friday everyone!

 

Oh no!

 

Just keep swimming
-Dory

Hope your days get better you Ho

 

My wife gets them, more often than anyone should.

 

You keep coming to Illinois...I’m trying to escape!

 

Oh it's goin alright. Still a good one, just laughable at all the random crap that's happening.