Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Wow, a 120lb Malinois I have never seen that. I've been hit by a Malinois and they are no joke. I train in French Ring. One of our females just had puppies today. 6 males and 1 female.

 

I'm guessing you work at the GE plant in Greenville? I interned there over the summer but with the wind engineering team. Got to spend in the shop week building wind turbines though which was pretty cool.

 

ooo can i join the club?

 

When I was little and lived in Saudi Arabia I was kidnapped twice by Arab guys in the grocery store. Luckily my mom stopped them.

While trying to egg people's cars i forgot to roll down my window and egged the inside of my car.. (Instant karma?)

Had sex in a church parking lot.

I work at a shoe store and i was helping an old man with shoes one time and i looked up and his balls were hanging out of his shorts just chillin on the bench he was sitting on. Like johnny knoxville in jackass...

Hid naked in my ex-girlfriends closet, while her mom and sister came into her room to talk to her. We were 16 and her parents had come home early and we had been.. well


That's all I got!

 

at the age of nineteen i did the deed with a 30 year old mother of two who had a twelve year old daughter and a six year old son. her daughter called me the cougar guy...

 

Worked with US Navy Marine Mamals (Dolphins, Seals).

I have been to Vladivostok Russia.

In 1982 I tuned a US Navy LN-66 suface search radar, to imprsonate a Soviet surface search rader in the middle of one of the largest multi-national naval exercsies.

Drew Smiley face's and under them wrote "Have a nice after life" on several nuclear weapons.

 

I've been up on the catwalks in between the 3 big windows in Grand Central. Wife's father used to drive commuter train into the station and had keys to all kinds of neat places in GC.

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Rubbed elbows with some of Canadian musics biggest stars and record execs at Juno Awards afterparties, two years in a row

 

You're hanging with Celine Dion???

 

( Not intentionally) I have done a 360 degree spin in a 3 story 700 ton fully loaded komatsu haul truck. Was heading down an off ramp in the mine and it had been pouring rain so the ground was just pure mud. Tapped the breaks and the whole truck lost traction and just spun. slid through an intersection at the bottom of said ramp before it finally came to a full stop.

(Intentionally) When the mines only slightly muddy you can powerslide and drift those trucks. They really don't have much traction on em.

 

not celine, but anne murray, donald k donald, chad kroeger, to name a fewt

 

hey man, what mine do you work for?

 

I have also done that. I just about shit my self. In a Komatsu 930

 

drifted a 627G scraper in the rain just for fun.

 

I did same thing in a

 

i ran over my girlfriends foot in my truck. ya she was pretty pissed

 

I broke my neck when I was 17 , and had to wear a halo for 4 moths...

Wore this baby here....


HOPE NO ONE ELSE HAS GONE THROUGH THAT

 

I was a stripper for 5 years, danced at Playboy Mansion and danced for the "girls next door" tv show, Steven Tyler called me personally to drive to Vegas to dance for his daughters and their friends before his show.... and I have stories that would only be good for UG and 99.9% of you only dream about/ would pay to have/ seen in your "personal time" videos


I was just a stripper... didn't go to prostitute....

 

Then you know the shear terror I'm talking about, it's so intense cause your probably only spinning at lik 30-40 mph but HOLY F*CK!

Edit: Same thing, was in the 930

 

Literally ran into Terry Bradshaw while walking through the "C" ring of the Pentagon. I entered the hall from an office door and he and his group were right there!

He immediately grabbed my hand, shook it, and said "Hey, nice block".

It was a five second encounter, but I'll never forget it.